tecochet:

doggo has successfully been pet

octahedronhd:

spoon-crossing:

some of y’all never had to beg Resetti for forgiveness after resetting your game and it shows

knightic:

midoriya please. you’re killing her. you’re killing your mother

thatmightyheart:

the embodiment of darkness and destruction just wants scritches

hedgiemuffins:

hedgiemuffins:

now that tumblrs pg13 we can only say fuck one more time so we better use it for something good

wait

etienne-bessette:

musicalhell:

theoryofmerp:

joyseeker56:

she-s-a-shy-one:

ficklefandoms:

This does a good job at showing how ridiculously free-for-all and confusing WWI was.

The historical accuracy here, as a History major, makes me weep tears of joy.

*Cries of laughter*

A history major this made me extremely amused. This is beautifully accurate. 

IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Russia gets thrown through a plate glass window, gets knocked out, suffers brain damage, and wakes up with a complete personality change

^{I’m dying.}

mythaelogy:

“if there is a light then i am going to swallow it. if there is a god then i’m going to make him cry.”

— s. osborn, from “blasphemies at the 5th street station,” published in The Rising Phoenix Review (via lifeinpoetry)

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

clap your hands if you’re BISEXUAL and A LITTLE BIT OF A DUMBASS

stomp your feet if you’re PANSEXUAL and kind of A DUMB BITCH

strike a pose if you’re ASEXUAL and SORT OF AN IDIOT

say hell yeah if you’re AROMANTIC and utterly CLUELESS

flail around if you’re TRANS and a TOTAL TRAINWRECK

collapse on the floor if you’re NON-BINARY and VERY TIRED

shout at the ceiling if you’re QUEER and you want TO STAY IN BED

He’s fast, movements jerky and brutally efficient. Cutting time when washing windows is a sport which Eijirou’s steadily been gaining proficiency in—since the new sixteenth-floor tenant brought a hi-fi station the size of the first Computer at NASA, a black kitten with a golden bell at its neck, and himself.

Or: Kirishima is a window-washer for Yuuei Luxury Apartment Complex, and a cute cat waits for him every week. He doesn’t know it yet, but her owner does too. 

I thought my first BNHA (and kiribaku) fic would be the angsty pacific rim au, or the super-angsty mafia au, or the hyper-angsty blade runner 2049 au.

And then this happened.

pockyiistick:

sero found dead rip king 🤙😔

taro-k:

daily dose of smile

kiricore:

urban dictionary forever spoutin truths huh